Kerberos Club: Strange Corners of the Earth
The Hat Rack
Elder Thing Superweapon
Made of an unusual white metal, its shape and dimensions change slowly and constantly. A five sided cylindrical weapon with various sharp bits and tentacle-like extrusions.
Can kill pretty much anything, including (but not limited to) Belgium and God.
Might be sentient.
Stolen by Andrew Barrett from the Temple of the Unknown God in Antarctica. Recovered in Louisiana by Kerberos Club. Stolen again by Dr. Silverstone, former Kerberan, for reasons either unknown or absurd. Recovered again in Switzerland by Kerberans.